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07/10/2005: "Sesame Street’s New Lyrics"

In honor of the expenditure of PBS funds (from members like you and me) by its chairman, Kenneth Tomlinson, to monitor its broadcasts for examples of “liberal bias,” and of persistent attempts by Dittohead legislators to eliminate government funding from PBS’s diverse contributor mix.
Original words.

Sayin’ Nay
Better get on my way
If I stay, I know that I’ll get heat
Uncle Sam says to forget
Wasting time on Sesame Street

No can play
If I do I will pay
Bossy neighbors there
Narcin’ me’s a treat
Uncle Sam says to forget
Wasting time on Sesame Street

Now’s the time to run and hide
Always more eyes open wide
Nosy people like you--
Nosy people like
Got an eyeful?

Sayin’ Nay
I have no time to play
If I stay, I know that I’ll get heat
Uncle Sam says to forget
Wasting time on Sesame Street
Wasting time on Sesame Street