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The Bill of Rights in Dittohead

(Without the Liberal stuff the Founding Fathers didn’t really mean.1)

Amendment I

 Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of religion.

 Amendment II

 The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

 Amendment X

 The powers not delegated2 to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to the states.

 1Now isn’t this a lot cleaner? Just trust us on the other stuff. Don’t worry, we’re good for it. It’s all pretty boring anyway, just legalese that only criminals, terrorists, and their shyster lawyers would care about. How could you expect the Founding Fathers to know that there would be shyster  lawyers?  

2 By the way, by “delegated” the Founding Fathers really meant to say “very expressly spelled out in black and white, not to be construed as interpretable in the face of any changes in society that might occur at some point in the future, say 230 years or so.” Just to clear that up in case you’re a shyster lawyer!

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