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Sher's Blog Archive Hits This is What Treason Really Looks Like, Ann White House Prayer Meetings as a Substitute for Ethical Behavior This Ain't Your Grandma's Party! Sher's Ratios: Sex to Scandal and Mischief to Money Fourth Grade Economics Midterm My Pitch to the Club for Growth
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Top Ten Reasons Bush Won Reelection! 10. The interesting psychological phenomenon that conservatives who served on swift boats have an irresistible compulsion to lie out their asses. 9. Hearing the word “lesbian” reminded people they didn’t want one in their families. 8. Imagine if he hadn’t had that backpack radio! 7. Osama made us realize “OK, he’s a screw up, but he’s our screw up!” 6. Political ads delivered from the pulpit don’t use up your hard-earned contributions. 5. What DWI? 4. Voters want more towelhead butt kicked and Bush isn’t picky about his towelheads! 3. Deficits really don’t matter (unless someone mentions that taxpayers will have to make them up). No danger there! 2. A flight suit trumps camo any day of the week! And the number 1 reason Bush won the election: 1. Those gay marriage judges from Massachusetts. It’s twice now that judges have put Bush into the White House!
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