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Sher's Blog Archive Hits This is What Treason Really Looks Like, Ann White House Prayer Meetings as a Substitute for Ethical Behavior This Ain't Your Grandma's Party! Sher's Ratios: Sex to Scandal and Mischief to Money Fourth Grade Economics Midterm My Pitch to the Club for Growth
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U Unborn A group at the very center of Conservative Policy. By loading them up with Debt we’re able to simultaneously get both the Tax Cuts and the Pork we need to Win Reelection. Unchristian Headstrong Liberal refusal to give Criminalization and Prison the central role they deserve in dealing with Sin. Undefined The Dittohead approach to describing a situation in those rare instances when we can’t get away with a rosy scenario (see Lying). The premier example is describing the situation in Iraq as “not winning and not losing.” Underfunding How you deal with Liberal Programs like Amtrak. First you starve them until “done,” then you kill them off as “Failed.” Undisclosed Location The secret site from which the Vice President conducts his affairs, recently revealed as the Halliburton Government sales office. Unintended Consequences When good Policies go Wrong. We Decide issues like Invasion based on moral clarity (particularly the aspects of moral clarity associated with kicking towelhead butt as Payback for 9/11, exciting the Base, increasing Campaign Contributions, and winning Reelection, which of course are all the same thing). Thus, if Iraq becomes a haven and inspiration for Terrorists like Afghanistan did after its Civil War (which it won’t), well, nobody said Morality is easy! Unitary Executive 1. The theory that commanders in chief get to decide what laws to enforce. Synonyms are “king” and “junta.” 2. Bush and Cheney’s belief that in Wartime (for example, the War on Terror) the President has special Powers the Founding Fathers forgot to spell out in the Constitution. Best exemplified by their buddy Pervez in Pakistan, who put this belief into practice by suspending same. United Everyone having the same Vision (as long as it's ours). Anything else is Chaos. United Nations A would-be world Government composed mostly of foreigners. Why would we want one of those when the US Federal Government, composed of Americans, is only barely tolerable? Duh! Uniter A leader who brings people together. Our greatest example is George W. Bush. Because of him, both Conservatives and Liberals are each united as never before. University A place where motivated youths learn skills they then take out into to the world. Many hope to come to the US, the land of Opportunity. This is particularly True of the graduates of the IED engineering program at Baghdad U, a school established in 2003 by a generous grant from American Taxpayers and whose first graduating class is now matriculating. Unsustainable Another way of saying “market opportunity,” since Liberal CEOs will take their companies out of competition. This pretty much explains why there aren’t any Liberal CEOs! Up or Down Vote Our strategy for improving Government efficiency by eliminating wasteful interactions with Legislators representing the loser 49% of the population. US That constant reminder to all that us Patriots are the only True Americans. Utopia A world where happiness and the general Welfare is maximized by everyone looking out for Number 1. |
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