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A Rush Insight to Ponder: "You live your life according to the traditions and the institutions and traditions that you were raised with and you're trying to teach your kids and you simply try to hold onto these traditions and institutions that have defined decency and goodness and character and you're trying to pass them down." [Rush on the decency, goodness, and character shown by passing down to our kids a degraded environment and substandard education in the name of unsustainable but lucrative economic practices that accrue political advantage.] Dittohead Word of the Day Dittohead Definition Greatest Hits<<< What's YOUR favorite? Dittohead 1. A parishioner of the Church of Rush, an unaware victim of severe chronic Irony deficiency (maybe prescription Drugs would help.) 2. The charming and Colorful language of Rush Radioland. Note: We're pausing Dittohead Word of the Day to work on an exciting new feature. Stay tuned! October 12, 2010 Columbus Day The holiday Honoring man who discovered America while looking for China. Reagan is the greater man because he actually found China. Specifically, Regan discovered China’s willingness to let us Borrow Trillions from them, making it possible for us to rail against Taxes even while spending megabucks on the stuff that Voters Love. As the foundation for modern Conservatism, it’s Ronnie’s discovery rather than Chris’s that deserves the celebration! September 6, 2010 Labor Day Our celebration of the contributions of individual Workers. Not their sweat on the Job, of course (as if!) We're celebrating their pension fund contributions. Anything that flows that much Money into the Stock Market deserves an annual party. July 25, 2010 Summer The Vacation season, when Voters pay less attention to what we’ve been saying. Thank God for the break! July 19, 2010 Death Tax The ridiculous Liberal notion that Heirs shouldn’t be rewarded for their wise Choice of parents. July 17, 2010 Starve the Beast Another way of saying “cut Liberal Programs.” July 13, 2010 Beach A landscape feature formed by wave Action over thousands of years. People should thus get their beach Vacations in while they can because, once Global Warming Triggers Coastal Flooding (not to mention Oil Spills), the Wait for Earth to get a new set of beaches might get a little long. June 28-July 12, 2010 Trip A word with multiple meanings. When Democrats like Speaker Pelosi take a trip to a place like Syria, it’s bad behavior, like an LSD trip, or maybe like when you trip and fall and bust your buns while screwing around. When Republicans like the Congressmen who went the week before and after take that same trip, it’s like the trip of happy feet or a refreshing Vacation trip (like the one Sher is taking for the next two weeks). June 24, 2010 Blackened A staple of Cajun cuisine. Originally carried out with pepper and more recently with Oil. June 22, 2010 Second Amendment Remedy Justifying Treason on the basis of faithfulness to the Constitution. Now that’s Irony! June 19, 2010 Apology 1. A special kind of Lying used to get Liberals off our back on those rare occasions that we Care. 2. Heartfelt sympathy for an intolerable situation, for example the US Government acting like Nazis towards an Oil company. June 16, 2010 Brown Pelican 1. A species of pelican in the Gulf of Mexico. 2. Since the Oil Spill, pretty much every species of pelican in the Gulf of Mexico. June 14, 2010 Capping A key GOP Priority with regards to the Great Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. Capping oil company liability, that is. Capping the pipe is Obama’s Problem. June 10, 2010 SCUBA A terrorist activity involving movement underwater (very sneaky), surfacing who knows where, with no warning (ok, other than those bubbles). Palestinians doing it off their coast need to be Shot on sight! (like they just were). In short, the real meaning of the word is Sabotage Conducted Underwater By Arabs. June 8, 2010 Primary A kind of Election where the opinion of the Base is most Powerful. In other words, the best kind. June 7, 2010 Blockade A kind of Military Action, for example Israel’s Attack on the Aid flotilla to Gaza. Note the similarity to the term “blockhead.” June 6, 2010 D-Day The second-most significant Military operation in our nation’s history, right up there with I-Day (see Iraq). June 4, 2010 Gulf of Mexico 1. (Archaic) The body of water south of Louisiana. 2. The body of Oil south of Louisiana. June 3, 2010 Junk Shot An attempt to plug the Gulf Oil Spill that Failed (with a name like that, duh!) June 1, 2010 Top Kill 1. A method for Stopping an Oil Spill. 2. The Political impact of not stopping a spill (see Presidency) May 31, 2010 Memorial Day The day that Conservatives patriotically recall the names of the Dead from past Wars. It's also the day that Liberals make a cheap Political Statement by recalling the names of the dead from the current wars. May 27, 2010 Royalty 1. The most Privileged class of society. 2. Money Paid, for example by the Oil Industry to MMS. 3. The status these monies accrue to the payer by the payee. May 26, 2010 MMS 1. The Government agency known as the Minerals Management Service (see Spill). 2. The Regulatory regime of said agency, i.e. Money, Meth, and Sex. May 25, 2010 Paleo A prefix meaning “having insanely Extreme Right-wing views, as in paleo-Conservative” Derived from the same root as “Palin.” May 24, 2010 Shortage The Regrettable situation of not having enough of something important, for example the way Arizona has a shortage of Black or Jewish people and thus needs to Blame illegal Immigrants for its Problems. May 22, 2010 Regrettable Sadness due to an unavoidable situation, for example when People want to discriminate. Liberals would have the Government step in, but the Rights of restaurant Owners to be Free of the awkward situation of being bossed around by the people of the Wrong Color (when taking their food orders) obviously trumps any right those people have to eat when they’re traveling. May 20, 2010 Homosexuality A condition often accompanied by behavioral clues, for example limp wrists or a strong anti-Gay Political agenda. May 18, 2010 Dead Zone An area where nothing survives, for example parts of the floor of the ocean or the Senate. May 17, 2010 Alzheimers A disease most commonly affecting the elderly, where the victim often forgets what he’s done for the last several decades and sometimes even who he is (see McCain). May 15, 2010 Blowout 1. A party where you pull out the Stops. 2. When the Fail Safe Fails and the stops all end up pulled out (see Spill), the Platform of the Party behind it all (see Drill Baby Drill). May 14, 2010 Fail Safe A mechanism for ensuring an acceptable outcome, for example prevention of an Oil well Blowout. If it doesn’t Work we rely on our fallback – a Regulatory system that makes Failure Safe. May 11, 2010 Oil A commodity so important to society that our political Leaders should have special expertise in this Industry. The background that Bush and Cheney had in Petroleum really paid off! Profits have never been higher. May 9, 2010 Mothers Day A picture is worth 1,000 words. Mom's letter. May 8, 2010 Mirandize A technique for demoralizing a Terrorist by reminding him he’ll be treated like a common Criminal rather than a Holy Warrior. May 7, 2010 Spill A liquid not to cry over, whether milk or (especially) Oil. May 5, 2010 Cinco de Mayo The day that lets us celebrate our inclusiveness even while spending the other 364 days bashing Mexicans like piñatas. May 3, 2010 Drilling Our Spin on Environmental Policy. All Prior Words! The blog Archive! 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